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Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, Teen Wolf, Marvel, Sherlock, Pretty Little Liars
  • Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
  • Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
  • Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
  • Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
  • Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
  • Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
  • Family: *comes home*
  • Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

heathyr:

*mushu voice* MY BABY IS ALL GROWN UP AND USING THE CAMERA APP ON HIS PHONE CORRECTLY

(via superlockedphan)

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

(via trubieholic)

tracker-jackitup:

Hey remember when we were like, YAY, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D is gonna be totally adorable and entertaining and now its all betrayals and gunshots and crying Scots and pAIN

(via ohmycheese)

  • me at school: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst