1. dansdinosaur:

    I read smut as if it’s like a fucking bedtime story or something.

     

  2. cappinzeezee:

    edwad:

    i dont say “no” to drugs

    i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

    image

    (via officialwhitegirls)

     

  3. coolyounghip:

    life hack: don’t join tumblr

    (via phanbubble)

     
  4. tehshane:

    ACK

    JARVIS HAS A STOCKING

    THE AI HAS A CHRISTMAS STOCKING WITH BINARY ALL OVER IT

    GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

    (via yall-mothafuckas-need-misha)

     
  5. thestrayline:

    redbikeprince:

    i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

    Dear undergrad girls, finish your degree and climb the corperate ladder, totally forgetting men all together. Trust us. —Successful women

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     

  6. iplemons:

    juvi-fullbuster:

    there are people in the fandom who can

    • write fanfictions
    • draw fanarts
    • create gifs
    • think of theories
    • edit stuff

    and then there’s me

    But there’s you, who

    • Read our fanfictions
    • Like/Reblog/Commission us for our fanarts
    • View our gifs
    • Support our theories
    • Are amused by our edits

    You are just as important as the rest of us.

    (via happinessismyjourney)

     
  7. mathsturbation:

    were u not hugged as a child

    (Source: iraffiruse, via troyesivan)

     
  8. (Source: teenagenicks, via gnarly)

     

  9. lasagnababy:

    when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  10. unsexual:

    at some point in your life you have to make an important decision

    (via joshpeck)

     

  11. dalekpoetry:

    hetastein:

    special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

    beyoncevevo:

    perfectgay:

    what has four letters and is very hard

    rock

    math

    life

    This post got really deep really fast

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     

  12. nowavvves:

    If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     

  13. turtwink:

    yabba dabba done with ur shit

    image

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     
  14. bikinipowerbottom:

    me on the first date

    (Source: bricesander, via officialwhitegirls)

     
  15. nowyoukno:

    bestofnowyoukno:

    nowyoukno:

    Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

    Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


    never forget

    (via phanphantasy)